Dear Clean House,
First off, I would like to commend you for helping the messy, hoarding, dirty-dish-leaving, non-clothes-folding masses lead neater, more sanitary lives. It is a very good deed you are doing.
That being said, I would like to make one thing clear:
Romance Novels Are Not Trash
Really, I promise. See, Romance Novels are things we like to call "books." You may have heard of them?
And, last time I checked, "books" are generally considered to be possessions--even prized ones on occasion. Just like those vinyl records that you not only let the other person keep but even built shelves for!
Read the complete article at Avon Romance Blog.